[名家專欄]黃偉文 - 花生醒魔術？
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=center><STRONG><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">花生醒魔術？</SPAN></FONT></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=left><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><STRONG><FONT face=PMingLiU size=3> </FONT></STRONG> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">猜個謎，“花生醒魔術”是什麼？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">提示：請用國語念出。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">網游中文的討論區，經過好些以臺灣用戶為主要</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体">對象</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">的頁面，常見到“偶今天粉開心”之類的留言，按上文下理推測，不難猜到“偶”就是“我”，“粉”等於“很”，於是某天與臺灣友人茶敘，不忘問問他們的日常語言，究竟是進化到這個地步還是退化到這個地步，他說這些本來就是部分臺灣人說國語時的閩南語福建語鄉音，一度是字正腔圓的人的笑柄，正如港人說的“痕身銀韓”，後來不知何故，竟漸漸變成了潮流人具自嘲成份的說話“情趣”，有時刻意念歪一兩個字的發音，因為覺得好玩。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">據說，自從國語念得搖搖欲墜的阿扁當上總統後，大家甚至覺得連國家元首都把母語念成這樣，刻意矯正讀音反正更顯麻煩拘謹，於是，常用的“發生什麼事”被念成“花生醒魔術”，漸漸見怪不怪。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">有時，我也覺得將廣東話的“好開心”刻意讀成“巧開心”是種打破悶調的發音情趣，但至少要先學會正讀，變調才能成立吧。我守舊，仍堅持人類對世界的稱謂，懂得正讀正寫是文化的基本表現，學好了合理的邏輯才有講荒唐的笑話的資格吧。懂得正音但“幽默”地變調是選擇，但容許小孩子操懶音則是文化的倒退，雖然，竟然有人覺得是語言的演進，那些大概是懶音王的自辯吧。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">語言怎樣講才有趣，其實是個一線之差的品味問題，自家的小孩懶音我們覺得礙耳，但來港發展的臺灣歌手把廣東話念成歪歪地，不知何故我們又覺得是幾</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU"><FONT face="Times New Roman">cute</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">幾有性格的“風味”呢？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">正如我的電臺拍檔謝昭仁，才日本發展五年，無師自通的學會了日文，本來以他的資歷，發音應該已臻完美，偏偏他學到了八十分就主動停下了，只因為這樣說話才有喜感，夠搞笑，他舉了個例子：“呢，就是彭丹啊！如果她不是‘</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU"><FONT face="Times New Roman">E</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">字馬</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU"><FONT face="Times New Roman">T</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">死你’又怎麼會有這麼好笑呢！”唉，生存艱難，人人都要為自己在市場上找個位置吧。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">最近聽一向主張正音的香港電臺，也發覺了有位報導交通消息的懶音王，連講話最字正腔圓的機構都守不住了，或者眾人皆醉，真的獨醒無用，又或者懶音人如此人多勢眾，執著地每個錯字每次都做出糾正，真的連自己都覺得自己麻煩了，更悲慘的真相可能是，如果一定要求發音準確，根本就請不到人，有價無市。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">真人真事，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU"><FONT face="Times New Roman">V</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">小姐一向嚴謹地要求自己及別人讀正音講正字，疾惡如仇，一生都挺身而出指正別人的懶音，結果，她嫁了個懶音王，結婚都快七周年了。縱容懶音的另一個重要原因：唉</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU"><FONT face="Times New Roman">~</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">又是令人喪盡天良的——愛情。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=right><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">——黃偉文寫於</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU"><FONT face="Times New Roman">2004</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">年</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU"><FONT face="Times New Roman">11</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">月</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-fareast-font-family: PMingLiU"><FONT face="Times New Roman">17</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">日</SPAN></P>
[此帖子已經被作者於2007-7-29 21:40:11編輯過]
<P><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"><FONT face=新細明體>又是令人喪盡天良的—愛情係麻木。</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">懶音可以改。</SPAN></P> 黃偉文的文章彳艮女子.... 发觉杀人王越来越冇水平！ <DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>卢总</I>在2007-8-3 14:04:16的發言：</B><BR>发觉杀人王越来越冇水平！</DIV>
<P>是嗎??</P> <P>当然！</P>
<P>灌水式复帖已经唔掂当，重要玩埋晒啲噉嘅形式！</P> <DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>卢总</I>在2007-8-3 15:07:31的發言：</B><BR>
<P>当然！</P>
<P>灌水式复帖已经唔掂当，重要玩埋晒啲噉嘅形式！</P></DIV>
<P>就是
<P>我的水平就只有這樣的了...</P> <P>唔该你唔好带坏晒其他人啦！</P>
<P>自己钟意玩还玩，玩一两次就算啦嘛，玩得多冇乜好处！</P> 口可口可....我氵殳有王元口阝可
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