拿拿拿,呢D叫做」耿直」喇
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">琴日有班来自某县某镇某乡嘅村民来揾我地老世</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">系我老世</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">D</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">咩家乡父老叔伯兄弟来嘅</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">当时我老世唔响公司</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">果班叔伯兄弟就自己招呼自己响老世间房度坐</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">临落班果时</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">走埋来我度要我帮佢地打</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">D</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">野</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">我无所谓</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就同佢地打啦</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">卒之打到过晒钟</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">好在我琴日个老师逃学啫</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">唔系就麻烦喇</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN> </P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">帮佢地改好打好之后</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">问下佢地改动嘅地方有无意见</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">佢地就行埋来睇</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">点知闻到佢地成</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">zam</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">酒</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">ceoi</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">，哦，原来呢班友，自己识开我老世个冰箱攞酒饮喔。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">佢地睇过话无意见，就叫我打印出来，果时已经迟晒放工喇，点知，佢地一句唔该都无，一个二个坐上车就咁就扬长而去，我重响处等紧佢地呢班大爷重有无其他吩咐添。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到今朝早返到公司，个清洁阿姨问我，点解老世间房成地都系花生壳呀？从来未试过咁</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">lat tat</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">点知，我做野果时，咦，我支「点</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">38</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">口径」嘅私家笔呢？</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">我从细带到你大，我地两个相依为命、生死与共，你对我有情有义，肝胆相照，你独一无二嘅流畅笔尖，令到我写野果时有如神助咁畅快，几多盲毛对你写出来</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">D</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">字闻风丧胆，你为我做咗耐多野，我居然未畀过一餐饱饭过你食，我对你唔住呀！你唔好离开我呀！我一直将你当自己人来看待，估唔到今日，招呼都唔打声，你就咁畀人拐走咗喇。你衣家响边度呀？我好挂住你呀！<IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/cry.gif" border=0 smilieid="4"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> 咁似<<唐伯虎点秋香>>小强你死得好惨果个情节<img smilieid="29" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/funk.gif" border="0">,不过系公司饮食同偷嘢真系贱到无人有<img smilieid="10" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/sweat.gif" border="0"><br> <P>农民兄弟啲素质有时的确不敢恭维，我喺学校都领教过班农民工嘅风采：</P>
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<P>有一次我同我女友喺饭堂台脚，殊不知隔离嚟咗一位工人（嗰时我哋学校搞基建，好多外观充满时代感嘅大楼就系靠呢班工人辛辛苦苦建成嘅）（嗰时饭堂好少人，到处有空位，但佢就十分「识做」噉样径直走过嚟坐喺一对情侣嘅隔离，丝毫无惧「电灯胆身份」），食嘢食到声，严重影响咗我哋嘅氛围。更令人「欣赏」嘅系，佢居然除咗对鞋，两脚迅速上提，然后两只脚板底同张櫈亲密接触，迅速完成咗「喺张櫈道食饭」（专业名称：「兜食饭」）呢个极为「后现代」嘅动作，大搞行为艺术。</P>
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<P>我同我条女嘅温馨氛围迅速变为浓郁嘅「脚香味」氛围，我女朋友咗佢一眼，佢居然重向我哋反投射出一种「你能奈我咩何」嘅嚣张眼神，我俩就此心寒，迅速离开饭堂，结束咗呢次充满意义嘅「饭堂温馨约会」嘞。</P> <P>原帖由 <I>fatcat</I> 於 2009-12-8 19:08 發表 <A href="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=165083&ptid=19850" target=_blank><IMG onclick=zoom(this) alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/common/back.gif" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')" border=0></A> 咁似<<唐伯虎点秋香>>小强你死得好惨果个情节,不过系公司饮食同偷嘢真系贱到无人有 </P>
<P>佢地可能系非惡意嘅順手牽羊嘅啫，佢地唔知支筆對我有幾重要嘅。。。。後來我抄到老世間房，老世話佢部車果度多咗支筆，可能系我嘅，佢話落去攞返畀我，我話算喇，由佢。</P>
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<P><IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/lol.gif" border=0 smilieid="12"> 我平時偷老世D茶葉偷唔少，報應喇呢次。</P> <P>原帖由 <I>xiss</I> 於 2009-12-9 19:00 發表 <A href="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=165176&ptid=19850" target=_blank><IMG onclick=zoom(this) alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/common/back.gif" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')" border=0></A> 农民兄弟啲素质有时的确不敢恭维，我喺学校都领教过班农民工嘅风采： 有一次我同我女友喺饭堂台脚，殊不知隔离嚟咗一位工人（嗰时我哋学校搞基建，好多外观充满时代感嘅大楼就系靠呢班工人辛辛苦苦建成嘅）（嗰时饭 ... </P>
<P><IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/titter.gif" border=0 smilieid="9"> 響飯堂撐台腳？浪漫喔~~~</P> 节衰啦~~~~典型贪小便宜兼冇教养冇礼貌，讲嘢大大声~~~~去人哋地头重好似喺自己屋企噉~~~~秀才遇着兵~~~~闹完<IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/lol.gif" border=0 smilieid="12"> <IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/lol.gif" border=0 smilieid="12"> <IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/lol.gif" border=0 smilieid="12"> ！！！！已经闹得好温和咖嘞~~~~哈哈~~~~ <P><IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/lol.gif" border=0 smilieid="12"> 不拘小节啫。。。</P>
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<P>做大事嘅人，不拘小節呀。<IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/lol.gif" border=0 smilieid="12"> </P> 你老世都無意見……你哋講甘多嘢做乜？？你老細重情重義吖，無因為班鄉下佬而睇唔起人！ <P>原帖由 <I>cingsan</I> 於 2009-12-10 10:22 發表 <A href="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=165228&ptid=19850" target=_blank><IMG onclick=zoom(this) alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/common/back.gif" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')" border=0></A> 你老世都無意見……你哋講甘多嘢做乜？？你老細重情重義吖，無因為班鄉下佬而睇唔起人！ </P>
<P>好似帮佢地開OT果個唔系我老世啵~~</P> <P>原帖由 <I>柳寻风</I> 於 2009-12-9 22:29 發表 <A href="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=165198&ptid=19850" target=_blank><IMG onclick=zoom(this) alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/common/back.gif" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')" border=0></A> 響飯堂撐台腳？浪漫喔~~~ </P>
<P>你未试过撑台脚~~~~~~</P>
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