gboss 發表於 2008-12-23 21:31:16

拒載注意！

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">　　「年底提供代相睇，代見家長，假扮男友同假結婚等服務。價格合理，樣衰勿議，非誠勿擾！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">^o^</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">」</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">　　今日一寫呢個簽名出嚟，就惹嚟好多朋友嘅疑問同質詢，部分人重以為我家陣好唔掂，要淪落到噉嘅田地，不過我都係嗰句：「你第一日識我咩」？但最爆笑嘅，都係以下呢條友嘅回話：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com<img src=" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"><BR>　　「樣衰就唔接人哋生意，你咁冇職業精神咖！你係唔係出嚟撈嘅！樣生得好嘅話，都唔使揾你代扮啦！」</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"><BR>　　「吹咩！」雖然我口係噉講，但心諗：條仆街講得又幾有道理。<BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"><BR>　　「揀客等同的士佬拒載，揾少好多個喔！」條友繼續講到。<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 21pt; TEXT-INDENT: -21pt; mso-char-indent-count: -2.0"><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">　　「噉又係，唔怪得發出嚟咁耐都冇乜生意，原來如此！」<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">「呢啲街外錢畀啲大家賺好喔！你有乜樣靚兼價錢合理嘅</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">Case</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">關照吓我，今年有啲手緊啊！講真嘅！春節期間一齊去企吓海珠橋底拉吓業務啊！」<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">　　「哇哈哈，一於噉話！」<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">　　我諗我啲性格咁怪都係多得呢啲朋友……喂，的士！啊，又拒載？第三部喇……拒載又真係幾乞人憎個噃。<BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>

[ 本帖最後由 gboss 於 2008-12-23 21:40 編輯 ]

cingsan 發表於 2008-12-24 10:16:00

我唔覺得呢啲係淪落噃，我反而覺得幾好玩！！

[ 本帖最後由 cingsan 於 2008-12-25 23:21 編輯 ]

G肉佬 發表於 2008-12-24 13:09:59

<img src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/titter.gif" smilieid="9" border="0">要唔要加入？<br>

Barbecue5354 發表於 2008-12-25 20:19:42

啲豬肉咁平架,<img smilieid="9" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/titter.gif" border="0"><br><br>點解要年底嘅?<br><br><br>我都好多呢啲F喎..所以我都唔係好正常,哈哈~<br><br><br>

G肉佬 發表於 2008-12-26 09:08:51

噉不如發大嚟搞喇！用愛，一齊做世界。<img src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/titter.gif" smilieid="9" border="0">

chiu 發表於 2008-12-31 16:13:03

睇过有咩嘢
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