猪肉佬 發表於 2008-5-5 23:03:05

广西钦州白话广播剧《朱麦恋曲》

<P><FONT color=#0000ff>继诙谐搞笑钦州白话歌曲〈〈钦州猪脚粉〉〉及〈〈二马路猪脚粉〉〉之后又一经典搞笑大作倾情打造最动人的钦州白话广播剧《朱麦恋曲》。</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff></FONT>&nbsp;</P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff>http://jokefile.qz.gx.cn/bbs/anan.mp3</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff></FONT>&nbsp;</P>
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猪肉佬 發表於 2008-5-5 23:04:28

<P><A href="http://jokefile.qz.gx.cn/bbs/anan.mp3">http://jokefile.qz.gx.cn/bbs/anan.mp3</A></P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>有边个识贴首出嚟？唔该哂！</P>

卢总 發表於 2008-5-5 23:08:45

<P>睇过得唔得：</P>
<P>http://jokefile.qz.gx.cn/bbs/anan.mp3</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>系几得意噃！<IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/lol.gif" border=0 smilieid="12"> 最好你能够整埋啲歌词出嚟就最好嘞！<IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/handshake.gif" border=0 smilieid="17"> </P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>

外外星人 發表於 2008-5-5 23:27:52

<P><FONT color=red>猪唛</FONT>/<FONT color=red>嘜</FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#ff0000></FONT>&nbsp;</P>
<P>真系，要有文字先得咖！<IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/smile.gif" border=0 smilieid="1"> </P>

猪肉佬 發表於 2008-5-6 00:07:31

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">阿公</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">，</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">阿公！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"></FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">冇海（采）</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">D</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">偷听啦，抽我台先锋出来帮我打打碟喂！</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">（歌）「来整碗猪脚粉喂</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman"> he he ha hi</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">……」</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">冇系个只啊，爷爷！</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">（歌）「（采茶歌）……」</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">秋！</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">「（歌）……」</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">得，啱啦，系只！</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">氹氹</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">转</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">菊花园，朱麦我带你去中山公园，睇睇世界最靓嘅海盗船，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">JOKE </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">么好睇？我哋食糯米鸡，香蕉酿里头有花生米，茶菇</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">AT</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">糖水</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">AT</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">，仲有萝卜勾，啱啱清补凉送油炸鬼，九寨沟到哥哥八寨沟，三十六曲七十二泾最劲抽，啊哈</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">九叔嘅卤水</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">利妹嘅烧烤</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">通嗡嘅狗肉</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">犀牛脚嘅虾勾</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">补二姐</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">仲有补锑煲</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">「五香卤鸡蛋</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">味道好极了」</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">教你猜码</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">，</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">我仲教你劈酒</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">。</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">去东风市场买链就冇使忧</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">廿蚊冇卖你就走</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老板就一定就喊你转头</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">喊你转头「妹仔翻嚟啦，翻嚟啦，开张发市癌啦，<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">廿蚊</SPAN>卖一条俾你啦。又么要？百厌啦！」</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">阿免，想耍尽钦州，我来做导游！绝对掂啊哪！</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">（女）：乜讲，见你讲到口水飞八八到，见就见</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">V</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">好！一依咁啦，明晚八点钟，白海豚广场锡水舞台，么见么散场！</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就系个时喔你呀</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">（歌……）</SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></SPAN>&nbsp;</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT color=red>今晚就写到个阵先</FONT></SPAN></P>

[ 本帖最後由 猪肉佬 於 2008-5-6 00:40 編輯 ]

外外星人 發表於 2008-5-6 00:17:13

<P>辛苦晒！</P>

可能 發表於 2008-5-10 20:51:50

一个钦州嘅网友同我倾电话时竟然同我讲普通话，激死我喇，搞到我唔想讲嘢，拿拿声同佢讲我唔得闲，系咁先<IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/sweat.gif" border=0 smilieid="10">

卢总 發表於 2008-5-15 19:01:23

点解重系冇下文嘅？

南汉 發表於 2008-6-20 22:33:51

<P>原帖由 <I>可能</I> 於 2008-5-10 20:51 發表 <A href="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=80164&amp;ptid=10068" target=_blank><IMG onclick=zoom(this) alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/common/back.gif" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')" border=0></A> 一个钦州嘅网友同我倾电话时竟然同我讲普通话，激死我喇，搞到我唔想讲嘢，拿拿声同佢讲我唔得闲，系咁先 </P>
<P>我都曾经强制过一个钦州网友同我讲粤语。很多年以前的事了。</P>

sudon 發表於 2008-7-23 22:53:44

<P>锦都得~~~~~~~&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </P>
<P>现在猪脚粉仲在升价某?</P>

qqmuch16 發表於 2008-8-5 17:02:00

<P>豬腳重係昇價&nbsp; 但系樓主就唔繼續更新了</P>

csywashing 發表於 2008-8-5 20:23:53

<P>钦州话系咁噶，第一次听。跟南宁咁近，但口音差好大。不过都听得明。</P><P>最大特点，ou音都发成au。还有yu音都发成i，好像跟广东南顺把i发成yu正好相反。</P><P></P><P></P><P></P><P></P><P></P><P></P>

還者為濤 發表於 2008-8-22 12:33:50

<P>欽州話唔係幾明..</P>
<P>土白話？</P>

zhongdeyu 發表於 2008-10-20 15:06:24

<IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/sad.gif" border=0 smilieid="2">&nbsp;

zhongdeyu 發表於 2008-10-20 15:13:41

<IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/biggrin.gif" border=0 smilieid="3">&nbsp;

zhongdeyu 發表於 2008-10-20 15:23:00

<P>几好哦！专业</P>

腊月三十三 發表於 2008-10-30 21:39:00

<P>哈&nbsp; &nbsp;海楼上基础上写齐台词&nbsp;&nbsp; 水平有限&nbsp; 有好多白话字某识打&nbsp; 欢迎大家指点更正下</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>阿公，阿公！</P>
<P>冇海D偷听啦，抽我台先锋出来帮我打打碟喂！</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>（歌）「来整碗猪脚粉喂 he he ha hi……」</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>冇系个只啊，爷爷！</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>（歌）「（采茶歌）……」</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>秋！</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>「（歌）……」</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>得，啱啦，系只！</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>氹氹转 菊花园，朱麦我带你去中山公园，睇睇世界最细嘅海盗船，</P>
<P>JOKE某好睇？我哋食糯米鸡，香蕉糖里头有花生米，茶杯【恶iei】（连音-第四音）</P>
<P>白薯【恶iei】（连音-第四音），</P>
<P>仲有萝卜糕，啱某清补凉送油炸鬼，九寨沟个哥哥八寨沟，三十六曲七</P>
<P>十二泾最劲抽，啊哈 九叔嘅卤水 李妹嘅烧烤&nbsp; 汤狗铺嘅狗肉&nbsp; 犀牛脚嘅</P>
<P>虾勾 补雨遮&nbsp; 仲有补锑煲 「五香卤鸡蛋 味道好极了」 教你猜码，我仲</P>
<P>教你劈酒。去东风市场买也就冇使忧&nbsp; 廿蚊冇卖你就走 老板就一定就</P>
<P>喊你转头 喊你转头「妹仔翻嚟啦，翻嚟啦，开张发市，廿蚊卖一条俾</P>
<P>你啦。又冇要？百厌！」</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>同点，想耍尽钦州，我来做导游！绝对掂啊哪！</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>（女）：乜讲，见你讲到口水飞fa fa到，见就见wie</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>好！一依咁话，明晚八点钟，白海豚广场xiei(射的意思实在不知道怎</P>
<P>么打这个音）水舞台，某见某散场！</P>
<P><BR>某来锦迟窝你啊（听不清 猜的） </P>
<P>（歌……）</P>
<P><BR>就锦子 朱麦越了啊玉海三沿广场&nbsp; 遮系如今个白海豚广场&nbsp;&nbsp; 因为俱地两</P>
<P>家之前倾gei(第一音）阵时连视频都未开过<BR>对方生成边铺板都某识&nbsp; 所以第一次见面 朱麦以西装打肽穿波鞋作为</P>
<P>标志 <BR>啊玉呢 就讲俱会穿啊条碎花连衣裙</P>
<P>个晚朱麦兴奋到失了眠</P>
<P><BR>第二晚&nbsp; 海约会之前 朱麦使了半瓶啫喱水整了只&nbsp; 【吃啊嗯】（用一个</P>
<P>字音连完三个字--第一声）痴痴 、len皮len骨过 ，俱认为好似郭富城个</P>
<P>发型。<BR>穿啊套西装、打肽，配对波士顿。</P>
<P>七点五十分个阵时，俱来到广场过xiei水舞台楼梯(这个音我投降，大</P>
<P>概有楼梯这种一层高一层低形状的都用这个字）D，渗睇有冇有穿碎花</P>
<P>连衣裙个妹仔。渗到眼核都跌出来咯，始终都某见。心【n暗】（用一</P>
<P>个字音连完两个字--第二声）：噢 ，个嘴啊，挨人家放飞机咯。刚刚( </P>
<P>这两个也是投降音）想【n暗】（用一个字音连完两个字--第一声）手</P>
<P>机出来打电话比啊玉，膊头突然间挨人家拍了啊拍。俱即刻宁转头一</P>
<P>睇！</P>
<P>&nbsp;&nbsp; 见到啊只又似花又似玉过妹仔。过只妹仔身尸D穿到啊条带紫色碎花</P>
<P>过连衣裙！</P>
<P>你就系猪有肉！？</P>
<P>你就系朱麦？！唉~~阴公喔~~<BR>噢~节堕喔~<BR>后悔噢~<BR>追悔莫及噢~<BR>哼~ 番屋企！<BR>使朱麦我送你某？<BR>啊某你番屋企个三轮车费我出哇</P>
<P><BR>俱地两家虽然海D搏命锦踩对方，但系只系种掩饰。掩饰咩呢？<BR>掩饰俱地两家第一眼见到对方即刻所产生嘅爱慕（这个字不确定 是猜</P>
<P>的）。</P>
<P><BR>完</P>

[ 本帖最後由 腊月三十三 於 2008-10-30 21:44 編輯 ]

猪肉佬 發表於 2009-1-16 01:00:53

楼上都写得几合衫啊

猪肉佬 發表於 2009-1-16 01:19:51

<P>点解我话钦州系广西嘅粤语堡垒呢？</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>1、钦州市区讲白话（钦廉粤语次方言，下同）最多；</P>
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<P>2、钦州市区周边乡镇都系讲白话，含村头，粤语环境生生不息；</P>
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<P>3、至今钦州及其辖县，官方语言都系白话。我参加过一次选举县长的人代会，候选人开初仲扮嘢讲普通话，后尾发表政见时，通篇改用广州话。咁睇群众嘅力量系强大嘅。</P>
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<P>广西高层班契弟为咗打击我哋，居然谂出「首问责任」，即揾二五仔打电话到各单位，如果接电话嘅人开口即系讲白话「你系边个」或「有咩事？」，立即记录起身，然之后话你「推普」不力。</P>
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<P>咁我哋都有应对计嘅，你打电话嚟，我唔出声，你讲捞话我就同你捞，讲白话我就讲翻我哋嘅母语。上下级稔熟嘅，直程讲白话。你又做得我乜嘢？</P>

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朱麦

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