搞笑意大利式英文

highyun

好經典嘅英文發音笑話。

 

http://hk.myblog.yahoo.com/siu82english/article?mid=6366

茗荷介

呵呵，記得好耐之前都睇過呢篇文章，好搞笑，多謝Highyun分享。視聽版當然會更加生動有趣啦。

喺網上搵到文本，大家參考下啦。

 

An Italian in Malta
有口音, 出國要小心!

 

    One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two piece". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two piece on my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you
sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!

 

    Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a Spoon and a knief but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fork" and she tella me : "everyone wanna fuck". I tella her " you don't understand me...I want a fock on the table". She say: "you better not fuck on the table you sonnawabitch."

 

So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to Go the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed". He say: "you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch".

 

I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you". and I say : " Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth. I gonna back to Italy!"

 

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