1、學生: Sir, may I go to tolet?
老師: Go ahead!
學生好無奈咁坐翻低,過咗一陣……
學生: Sir, may I go to tolet?
老師: Go ahead!
學生再次好無奈咁又坐翻低……原來學生以為老師話「去你個頭!」
2、一個後生仔喺美國考車牌,因為太緊張,唔記得轉左定轉右:
後生仔:Turn left?
監考官:Right!
後生仔即刻轉右……
3、有個男人喺大使館度填表,其中有一項「sex」,男人唸咗一陣,落筆「Once a week!」
工作人員覺得奇怪,於是就話:This item should be filled in with male or female.
個男人於是就填「female」
工作人員就更加覺得奇怪,問:Shouldn't it be male?
男人答:I am a normal man, so I .. with female!
4、英文測驗有兩條題目:
a、我穿上外套,却发现第一个扣子掉了。 b、他听见电话铃响,就过去接了电话。 正确答案应为: I put on my coat and found its first button was gone. As soon as he heard the phone ringing, he went to pick it up. 但是某生的答案是: Shit! Hello?
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