[原創]G肉佬之日常：Dog
<P> 做只貓做隻狗不做凡人，做隻寵物至少可愛迷人。——G肉佬</P><P><BR> 從前中國人養狗，唔係看門口，就係供奉五臟廟。用洗頭水幫狗沖涼；用風筒幫狗吹毛；買靚衫畀狗着；買塑膠玩具畀狗玩；甚至買新鮮排骨畀狗食……真係奢侈到冇人有。</P>
<P><BR> 今日一個富婆噉樣嘅女人嚟市場買餸。好心著到咁光鮮就唔好嚟啲咁邋遢嘅市場啦，你睇下佢，行得既樣衰又掗拃，屎窟鬼吖，重挪住個CD手袋，名牌嚟喔！都唔驚人槍嘅。埋到嚟重聲大口臭噉講：「豬肉佬，斬兩斤排骨來吖，我要嚟喂我屋企隻Bobo。」我問：「Bobo係？」「我隻狗囉，哎呀，人地當佢自己仔噉惜（錫）價！」</P>
<P><BR> 我眉頭一皺，心諗：死囉，我都係餐餐豆豉鯪魚，你只衰狗食得重好過我，有沒搞錯！我一邊諗一邊已經斬好，遞畀佢嗰陣重怕我啲豬血整烏糟佢件衫，要多我幾個膠袋，重話幾千蚊嘅名牌衫我賠唔起，比錢嗰陣又唔係疏爽過人喔。正一狗乸，走遲啲我就用刀斬你個仆街！</P>
<P><BR> 睇返衣家啲人，一得閒就拖住隻靚狗出街散步，成個二世祖噉樣，有啲重抱住行，又買雪糕畀隻狗食添，拌曬魚蝦蟹噉。連我老媽子都沒對我咁好啊，你話做人幾辛苦呢！<BR><BR></P>
[ 本帖最後由 gboss 於 2008-11-13 17:03 編輯 ] <span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">?<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: pmingliu; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:'mso-fareast-language:zh-tw;">做只貓做只狗不做凡人，做只寵物至少可愛迷人。——</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: pmingliu; mso-fareast-language: zh-tw;"><font face="Times New Roman">G</font></span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: pmingliu; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:'mso-fareast-language:zh-tw;">肉佬</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-fareast-language: zh-tw;">
<p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: pmingliu; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:'mso-fareast-language:zh-tw;">從前中國人養狗，唔係看門口，就係供奉五臟廟。用洗頭水幫狗沖涼；用風筒幫狗吹毛；買靚衫畀狗著；買塑膠玩具畀狗玩；甚至買新鮮排骨畀狗食……真係奢侈到冇人有。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-fareast-language: zh-tw;">
<p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: pmingliu; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-fareast-language: zh-tw;">今日一個富婆噉樣嘅女人嚟市場買餸。好心著到咁光鮮就唔好嚟啲咁邋遢嘅市場啦！你睇下佢，行得既樣衰又掗拃，屎窟鬼啊，重攞住個</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: pmingliu; mso-fareast-language: zh-tw;"><font face="Times New Roman">CD</font></span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: pmingliu; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:'mso-fareast-language:zh-tw;">手袋，名牌嚟喔！都唔驚人抢嘅。埋到嚟重聲大口臭噉講：「豬肉佬，斬兩斤排骨嚟吖，我要嚟喂我屋企只</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: pmingliu; mso-fareast-language: zh-tw;"><font face="Times New Roman">Bobo</font></span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: pmingliu; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:'mso-fareast-language:zh-tw;">。」我問：「</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: pmingliu; mso-fareast-language: zh-tw;"><font face="Times New Roman">Bobo</font></span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: pmingliu; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:'mso-fareast-language:zh-tw;">係？」「我只狗囉，哎呀，人哋當佢自己仔噉錫咖！」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-fareast-language: zh-tw;">
<p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: pmingliu; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-fareast-language: zh-tw;">我眉頭一皺，心諗：死囉，我都係餐餐豆豉鯪魚，你只衰狗食得重好過我，有冇搞錯！我一邊諗一邊已經斬好，遞畀佢嗰陣重怕我啲豬血整污糟佢件衫，要多我幾個膠袋，重話幾千蚊嘅名牌衫我賠唔起，畀錢嗰陣又唔係疏爽過人喔。正一狗乸，走遲啲我就用刀斬你個仆街！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt;">
<p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: pmingliu; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-fareast-language: zh-tw; mso-bidi-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa;">睇返而家啲人，一得閒就拖住只靚狗出街散步，成個二世祖噉樣，有啲重抱住行，又買雪糕畀只狗食添，扮曬魚蝦蟹噉。連我老媽子都冇對我咁好啊，你話做人幾辛苦呢！</span></p></span> <div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><strong>以下是引用<i>卢总</i>在2007-5-11 2:19:39的發言：</strong><font face="PMingLiU">……</font><br/></div><p>繼續多謝<strong><em>卢总</em></strong>幫我改錯字，但希望你下次修改嘅時候直接將錯字抽出嚟，噉一嚟方便我自己修改，二嚟都方便大家討論。</p> <span lang="ZH-TW" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: MingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU;"><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: MingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU;">支持</span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: MingLiU;">G</span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: MingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU;">肉佬系列。</span><span style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-font-family: MingLiU; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: MingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU;">簡體淨用「只」﹐但繁體分開「隻」同「只」。</span><span style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-font-family: MingLiU; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: MingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU;">《國語辭典》﹕「隻，量詞：</span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: MingLiU;">(1) </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: MingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU;">計算飛禽走獸等動物的單位。如：『一隻雞』、『兩隻兔子』。</span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: MingLiU;">(2)</span><span style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-font-family: MingLiU; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU;"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: MingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU;">計算物體件數的單位。通『只』。如：『一隻箱子』、『兩隻耳</span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-FAMILY: MingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: PMingLiU; mso-hansi-font-family: PMingLiU; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU;">環』。</span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: MingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU;">」</span></p></span> <P><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial; mso-fareast-font-family: mingliu">G</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: mingliu; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:'mso-bidi-font-family:mingliu">肉佬系列寫得好盞鬼~</SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: mingliu; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:'mso-bidi-font-family:mingliu">支持支持~希望gboss繼續創作多d 通俗既故仔～</SPAN></P> <DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>dada</I>在2007-5-13 3:34:06的發言：</B><br><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: MingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU">
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: MingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU">簡體淨用「只」﹐但繁體分開「隻」同「只」。</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-font-family: MingLiU; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU">
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: MingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU">《國語辭典》﹕「隻，量詞：</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: MingLiU">(1) </SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: MingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU">計算飛禽走獸等動物的單位。如：『一隻雞』、『兩隻兔子』。</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: MingLiU">(2)</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-font-family: MingLiU; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><br> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: MingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU">計算物體件數的單位。通『只』。如：『一隻箱子』、『兩隻耳</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: MingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: PMingLiU; mso-hansi-font-family: PMingLiU; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU">環』。</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: MingLiU; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-font-family: MingLiU">」</SPAN></P></SPAN></DIV>
<P>我知道，以前没用过word嘅繁体转换功能，所以一转就全部转晒，自己都知道係個低级错误</P>
[此帖子已經被作者於2007-6-8 15:40:09編輯過]
多谢你哋嘅意见！
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