[原創]加菲猫语录精选
<p>加菲猫语录精选</p><p>Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa<br/>钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡 </p><p>One should love animals. They are so tasty.<br/>每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃</p><p>Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.<br/>要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡</p><p>Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. <br/>要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道</p><p>Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. <br/>每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个</p><p>Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.<br/>再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛</p><p>The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. <br/>聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来</p><p>Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. <br/>成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)</p><p>Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. <br/>不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好</p><p>Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. <br/>爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养</p><p>Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. <br/>后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩</p><p>Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. <br/>现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧</p><p>There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. <br/>应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来</p><p>Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk? <br/>努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明</p><p>Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! <br/>工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作</p><p>God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. <br/>神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地</p><p>When two's company, three's the result! <br/>两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!</p><p>A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. <br/>服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看</p><p>The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn<br/>学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着 <br/></p>
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