大家有无这样的话题?
<p>????? 大家身边有无些关于广东人说普通话不标准(如:4和10发音分辨不清).粤文化与其他文化不同(如:广东喜欢吃淡的,和四川人吃不到一桌上)或者有些外省人对粤文化不了解而闹出的笑话.</p> <p>四是四,十是十,十四是十四,四十是四十。</p><p>大家讲下,呵呵。</p> <p>四同十就算發音唔標準,都係限于聲母有無捲舌</p><p>不過大部分人都係從聲調來區分嘅</p><p>所以幾時發音唔標準,都唔會影響交流</p> <p>???????? 有个广东省人到北京旅游想买柿子,就对摊子老板说"老板你的柿子(柿子发音成妻子)好漂亮哦"老板回答"我的妻子当然漂亮,你想干嘛?"广东人说"我想买你的柿子,多少钱一斤?"老板听了就来气了"我的妻子不卖的,快滚!"广东人听了就觉得怪了哪有不卖的柿子就问"怎么不卖呢?你的柿子摆出来就是为了卖嘛?"摊子老板听了这样激动人心的话拿起小刀追了广东人几条街,最后警员赶来调解后,才发现是发音不标而闹出的笑话.</p> 唉,而家後生一代講普語講得都唔知幾標準,反而要好好學下廣州話! <font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 13.0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font size="6">?</font><font size="5">(转)</font>某潮汕地区领导热情地带领外省来参观的客人上船游览时,很认真地说:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">今天风大浪大,大家要吃点避孕药(药名</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">避晕</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">),免得头晕。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">众人脸红。然后,该领导又热情地招呼大家:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">来来来,请到床头(船头)来,坐在床头(船头)看娇妻(郊区),真是越看越美丽啊!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">"?<p></p></font></span></p></span></span></font> 以前黎子流好多呢啲笑話,例如“一晚(碗)一個婦女(腐乳)”“你去(吃)大便(邊),我去(吃)小便(變)”“要拒絕(自覺)執行中央的政策”……不過呢啲都係傳聞,可能好多嘢唔係佢講嘅都入咗佢數。其實而家廣東人講普通話係好準嘅,只係啲老人家講得唔準啫。
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