宝姐,你个签名有咩深意?
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 25px;"><br></span></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Toi, à gauche de la rue. Moi, à droite de la rue. La rue, entre nous...</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 25px;"><br></span></div><div><br></div><div>宝姐,请问你的签名,是不是某个被 法兰西 殖民过的 非洲国家 的《道路交通安全法则》?</div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>「你行埋左边,我行埋右边,中间条路 留翻比车行。」——我是这样理解的。<img src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/handshake.gif" smilieid="17" border="0"></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div>[ 本帖最後由 使君子 於 2009-12-21 22:29 編輯 ] <P>居然叫人「寶姐」。。。我受唔起吖。。。</P>
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<P>你今年貴庚啊?我冇可能老過你啩。。。</P>
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<P>你咁叻,自己google啦~唔系話凈系相信google o架咩?</P>
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<P>你唔好扯開話題啦。。。<IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/sweat.gif" smilieid="10"> </P>
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<P>人xiss話緊你啊:</P>
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<P><FONT color=#0000ff>「你重係喺每次人哋揭穿你嘅時候,你就唔再回帖而作迴避」</FONT></P>
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<P><FONT color=black>你做咩唔回帖啊?講出自己家鄉喺邊處有幾咁難啊?</FONT></P>
<P> </P> <div><br></div>原帖由 <i>寶寶</i> 於 2009-12-21 22:53 發表 <a href="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=166270&ptid=20070" target="_blank"><img src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/common/back.gif" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')" alt=""></a> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: PMingLiU, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; ">唔系話凈系相信google o架咩?</span> <div><br></div><div><br></div><div>揾过无啊,我直觉就话我知 系你原创咯,,,,,,<img src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/hug.gif" smilieid="13" border="0"></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>正如我出比你D题,何止google呢,连你D「智囊团」都答唔到咯。</div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>得闲多D出去远游,净识得去「百佳」「明盛」,真系无乜前途咯。</div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>再考下你:荔湾广场入面间 极地专卖 ,响几楼?</div><div><br></div><div><br></div> <P>原帖由 <I>使君子</I> 於 2009-12-21 23:07 發表 <A href="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=166271&ptid=20070" target=_blank><IMG onclick=zoom(this) border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/common/back.gif" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"></A> 揾过无啊,我直觉就话我知 系你原创咯,,,,,,正如我出比你D题,何止google呢,连你D「<FONT color=red>智囊团</FONT>」都答唔到咯。得闲多D出去远游,净识得去「百佳」「明盛」,真系无乜前途咯。再考下你:荔湾广场入面间 极地专卖 ,响几楼? ... </P>
<P>我有乜嘢智囊團啊。。。<IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/sweat.gif" smilieid="10"> </P>
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<P>大佬吖,我要講幾多次你先信啊?我唔系廣州人。。。你問我做咩啫。。。</P>
<P>費事同你講啊真系。。。胃痛。。。瞓咯。。。</P>
<P> </P> 当然唔系净识行百佳名盛啦,不过如果连呢两间嘢都唔知,特别系百佳都唔知,就话自己系廣州人,噉就真系连讲大话都冇前途啰~~~ <P>原帖由 <I>使君子</I> 於 2009-12-21 23:07 發表 <A href="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=166271&ptid=20070" target=_blank><IMG onclick=zoom(this) border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/common/back.gif" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"></A> 揾过无啊,我直觉就话我知 系你原创咯</P>
<P>搵唔到就话係我原创o架?「『昌公』哥哥」 都係我原创o架咯,你去試下搵唔搵到~</P>
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<P>你都睇唔起呢啲「交通規則」嘅,噉要我話畀你知做乜吖~</P>
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<P>我真係傻啊,居然喺xiss張貼度幫你講好說話。。。</P>
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<P> </P> <div><br></div><div><br></div>原帖由 <i>寶寶</i> 於 2009-12-21 23:14 發表 <a href="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=166272&ptid=20070" target="_blank"><img src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/common/back.gif" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')" alt=""></a> <div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="PMingLiU, Arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: large;"><br></span></font></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: PMingLiU, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 25px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">唔系廣州人。。。你問我做咩啫。。。<br></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: PMingLiU, Arial, sans-serif; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">胃痛。。。瞓咯。。。</span></span> </div><div><div><br></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我想同你语音,听下你D广西方言,你又唔济~~~~</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">「宅女」都会胃痛?哎,因住你个「米柜」啊。。</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div></div> <div><br></div>原帖由 <i>寶寶</i> 於 2009-12-22 14:37 發表 <a href="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=166323&ptid=20070" target="_blank"><img src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/common/back.gif" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')" alt=""></a> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: PMingLiU, Arial, sans-serif; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我真係傻啊,居然喺xiss張貼度幫你講好說話。。。</span></span> <div><br></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">同你讲下笑啫,使唔使啊~~ </span></div> <P>原帖由 <I>使君子</I> 於 2009-12-22 15:46 發表 <A href="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=166328&ptid=20070" target=_blank><IMG onclick=zoom(this) border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/common/back.gif" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"></A> <FONT color=red>我想同你语音</FONT>,听下你D广西方言,<FONT color=red>你又唔济</FONT>~~~~ </P>
<P>你幾時有話要同人語音???。。。。</P>
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<P>阿叔啊,我都話咗唔識講南寧白話咯,你放過我啦。。。。<IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/mad.gif" smilieid="11"> </P>
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[ 本帖最後由 寶寶 於 2009-12-22 16:47 編輯 ] <P>原帖由 <I>使君子</I> 於 2009-12-22 15:46 發表 <A href="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=166328&ptid=20070" target=_blank><IMG onclick=zoom(this) border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/common/back.gif" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"></A> ~~~~「<FONT color=red>宅女</FONT>」都会胃痛?</P>
<P>唔好意思,我唔係。</P> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">宝,今个圣诞节,谂住点过呢?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我好可能要对住部电脑过啊,讲唔埋,到时同你又玩「论坛大战」咯喂,,,,,,<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; "><img src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/hug.gif" smilieid="13" border="0"></span></span></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">下面幅相,系我旧年平安夜,用手机映低的。见你系「宅女」就算啦,唔难为你,叫你个 正宗广州仔 「厮厮」过来 ,认下系边处?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">A·东山堂 B·光孝堂 C·锡安堂 D·河南堂 E·石室堂 F·圣母堂 G·救世堂 H·芳村堂</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><img src="http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn262/quisqualis/34.jpg" border="0" alt=""><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div>
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<P>cheap君子,你真系cheap得好交关啊,有本事就揾张清晰啲嘅相上嚟,唔好搞埋晒啲蛊惑手段,将幅相搞到朦「查查」先至发上嚟畀人认,你今次你再一次印证咗你手段之卑劣喇<IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/lol.gif" border=0 smilieid="12"> <IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/lol.gif" border=0 smilieid="12"> </P>
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<P>你真系好捻贱格咖,都唔知你阿妈点生你出嚟嘅。</P>
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<P>明明自己已经穿晒煲,畀人知道晒你一啲都唔似广州咖嘞,你重系唔认输,重要想发啲嘢上嚟想陷害人,唉,你卑鄙咁交关,换着我系你阿妈,我肯定同你断绝母子关系啊</P>
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<P>系喔,使君子,问你个问题吖,圣诞节喇,广州今年 边道有倒数啊?唔好话畀我知你唔知啊,哦,系喔,你都唔系广州人,你冒充咖之嘛,当然唔知啦,就算系卖到街知巷闻嘅广州新闻你都唔知咖啦<IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/lol.gif" border=0 smilieid="12"> </P>
[ 本帖最後由 xiss 於 2009-12-23 18:04 編輯 ] <div><br></div><br><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">「厮厮」,之所以咪话你 大唔透 咯,你都大学生啦,几多岁人,仲走去 中华 倒数,,,,,,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">嗱,画公仔画到出晒肠,今铺都估唔到,你就真系咪再话自己「广州大」啦:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><img src="http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn262/quisqualis/34-1.jpg" border="0" alt=""><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div> <P><IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/lol.gif" border=0 smilieid="12"> <IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/lol.gif" border=0 smilieid="12"> cheap君子,你真系好捻死蠢啊,今次我又踢爆你嘞:</P>
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<P>第一,你唔系广州人,如果你系广州人,肯定唔会爆出「<FONT size=4>你都大学生啦,几多岁人,仲走去 中华 倒数,,,,,,</FONT>」呢啲咁捻白痴嘅说话,我宜家甚至怀疑你有冇嚟过广州读大学添啊</P>
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<P>第二,你肯定唔系广州人,宜家亦都唔喺广州,中华广场从未搞过圣诞倒数,你圣诞跑去中华倒数??你好白痴啊!!!</P>
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[ 本帖最後由 xiss 於 2009-12-23 18:20 編輯 ] <div><br></div><div><br></div>原帖由 <i>xiss</i> 於 2009-12-23 18:19 發表 <a href="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=166553&ptid=20070" target="_blank"><img src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/common/back.gif" border="0" onclick="zoom(this)" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')" alt=""></a> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(83, 83, 83); font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">中华广场从未搞过圣诞倒数</span></span> <div><br></div><div><br></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">嗱,记住,你话无。<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; "><img src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/lol.gif" smilieid="12" border="0"></span></span></div><div><br></div><div><br></div> <div><br></div><br><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">厮厮 唔拉你玩,等我又出条题,考下「广西妹」宝宝 晓唔晓 对山歌:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">-----------------------------------</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">敢拿红豆泡成酒,吞下相思不必愁。</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> 三月桃花虽错过,梅开二度更风流。</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">---------------------------------</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">对啦。<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; "><img src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/kiss.gif" smilieid="16" border="0"></span></span></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large; "><br></span></div> <P>原帖由 <I>使君子</I> 於 2009-12-23 18:54 發表 <A href="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=166561&ptid=20070" target=_blank><IMG onclick=zoom(this) border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/common/back.gif" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"></A> 厮厮 唔拉你玩,等我又出条题,考下「广西妹」宝宝 晓唔晓 <FONT color=red><STRONG>对山歌</STRONG></FONT> </P>
<P><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/sweat.gif" smilieid="10"> 阿叔,你唔係吖嘛。。你唔好睇到一啲廣西壯族人對山歌嘅新聞就嚟問我曉唔曉山歌先得o架。。</P>
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<P>係廣西人就一定要係壯族人咩。。。唔系已經話咗畀你知我嘅民族了咩?<IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/sweat.gif" smilieid="10"> <IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/sweat.gif" smilieid="10"> <IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/sweat.gif" smilieid="10"> </P>
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<P> </P> <P>原帖由 <I>使君子</I> 於 2009-12-23 18:54 發表 <A href="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=166561&ptid=20070" target=_blank><IMG onclick=zoom(this) border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/common/back.gif" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"></A> 对啦。 <IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/kiss.gif" smilieid="16"> </P>
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<P><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/mad.gif" smilieid="11"> <IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/mad.gif" smilieid="11"> <IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/mad.gif" smilieid="11"> 我真係頂唔順啦~~~~<IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/mad.gif" smilieid="11"> <IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/mad.gif" smilieid="11"> <IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/mad.gif" smilieid="11"> <IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/mad.gif" smilieid="11"> </P>
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<P> </P> <P>原帖由 <I>使君子</I> 於 2009-12-23 18:54 發表 <A href="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=166561&ptid=20070" target=_blank><IMG onclick=zoom(this) border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/common/back.gif" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"></A> 敢拿红豆泡成酒,吞下相思不必愁。 三月桃花虽错过,梅开二度更风流。 </P>
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<P>已經好多人對過o架啦~</P>
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<P>唉,如果你真係識對山歌,唔該用下腦,諗返個有新意嘅上句,再叫人接下句啦。。。</P>
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[ 本帖最後由 寶寶 於 2009-12-23 19:53 編輯 ] <P>原帖由 <I>使君子</I> 於 2009-12-23 17:55 發表 <A href="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=166546&ptid=20070" target=_blank><IMG onclick=zoom(this) border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/common/back.gif" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"></A> 我好可能要对住部电脑过啊,讲唔埋,到时同你又玩「论坛大战」咯喂</P>
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<P>阿邊個話佢彈吉他好叻,彈咗啲咩「琶音」,經已得到美人歡心o架啦?<IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/titter.gif" smilieid="9"> <IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/titter.gif" smilieid="9"> <IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/titter.gif" smilieid="9"> </P>
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<P>點啊,依家嚟扮可憐啊?<IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/titter.gif" smilieid="9"> </P>
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