鳩山正讀------陶傑呢篇文好搞嘢
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">有邊位講開粵語嘅</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">睇到陶傑呢篇嘢都話唔笑</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">亨我頭都得喇</SPAN></STRONG></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">之不過亨時亨</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">佢條笑筋睇怕都係斷咗頂嘞</SPAN></STRONG></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">《生果》</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"><FONT face="Times New Roman">09-09-15</FONT></SPAN></P></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">黄金冒险号</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">| By </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><STRONG>陶傑</STRONG></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=4><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">鸠山正读</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=4><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">日本首相鸠山，粤语怎样念？不是说要「正音」吗？香港的电视台和电台广播人，多年来都装扮语言学家，发音知识份子，把「机构」念成机「够」。既然机「构」的正音是机「够」，子音从</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">G</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">，不是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">K</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">，那么日本首相鸠山，明明该读成</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">Gull</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">山，怎么反变成「沟山」？鸠，音「</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">」，不错，就是与粤语里的男性生殖器同音。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">呀</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">的，电视的新闻小花，个个皮娇肉嫩，难怪把这个字视同「敏感」，硬要把一个鸠山，念成「沟」山，她是小花嘛，哪能说脏话？然而，不是要正音吗？鸠山的正音，明明是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">Gull</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">山，本来是很自然的事。新闻小花念稿的时候，只要脑海中想着「关关睢鸠，在河之洲」，想着「鸠」是诗经里念诵的那种浪漫鸟，而不是男人裤裆里的那只毛茸茸的鸟，就能继续保持纯情，光明正大念出来。只要心中无</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">，不想着男人老狗的那话儿，口中就有鸠。叫新闻小花把这个正音念出来，不是要她接受强奸，怕什么？香港的电子传媒工作者，有几分真正的专业，真鸠不怕红炉火，从这个正宗的读音，一下就戳露了底。国语念这个「鸠」字，从「九」，样板戏《红灯记》里的奸角日军队长，就叫做鸠山，与男主角地下党李玉和斗法，鸠山请李玉和吃晚饭，实际上就是要拘捕李英雄，李玉和出门前，喝了他妈李奶奶送他的一碗酒，唱：「临行喝妈一碗酒，浑身是胆雄赳赳，鸠山与我交朋友，千杯万盏会应酬。」这就是国民教育、通识教育了，鸠山就是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">Gull</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">山，有什么难以启齿？鸠山访问北京，与中国总理会谈，就是「温鸠会」。鸠山如果接待台湾总统马英九访日，跟小马哥会谈，就是「马鸠会」或「九鸠会」。鸠</SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT size=4>山首相访问美国，与奥巴马会晤，怎么说呢？猜对了，就是美日领袖的「巴鸠闭门高峰会议」。香港的电视新闻广播人，正音误读，祸害学生。为什么电视记者在新疆被公安严打？祖国的公安打你，就是惩罚你把「鸠山」念成「沟山」，打得好。</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></P>
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