香港人同大陸人既對話
<H2 style="MARGIN: auto 0in"><FONT size=5><SPAN style="BACKGROUND: #ffff66; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">香港</SPAN><SPAN style="BACKGROUND: #a0ffff; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">人</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">同大陸<SPAN style="BACKGROUND: #a0ffff">人</SPAN>既對話</SPAN><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></H2><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><B><SPAN style="BACKGROUND: #ffff66; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">香港</SPAN></B><B><SPAN style="BACKGROUND: #a0ffff; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">人</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">同大陸<B><SPAN style="BACKGROUND: #a0ffff">人</SPAN></B>既對話</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我有個大陸朋友佢泥<B><SPAN style="BACKGROUND: #ffff66">香港</SPAN></B>探親同買嘢</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">叫我陪吓佢</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我唔係好識國語</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">佢又唔係好識講廣東話</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">但係都溝通到</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!<BR><BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">佢一到<B><SPAN style="BACKGROUND: #ffff66">香港</SPAN></B></SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">即刻就走去買</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">D</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">貴嘢先</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">廢事袋住咁多現金喎</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">去到電器鋪</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">就有個</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">Sales</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">用廣東話問我個大陸朋友</SPAN><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">Sales</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">：小姐，有咩幫到你</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我個朋友：呢部電視機有冇</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">電視框</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">呀？</SPAN><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">Sales</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">：當然有啦。</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我個朋友：咁</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">電視框</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">幾多錢先？</SPAN><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">Sales</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">：唔好意思，電視要成架買，冇得淨係買個電視框架喎</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我個朋友：我知，但係我都要知道個電視框幾多錢，我先諗買唔買</SPAN><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">Sales</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">：唔好意思，小姐，我哋呢道真係無</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">電視框</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">架</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我個朋友：我唔信成個<B><SPAN style="BACKGROUND: #ffff66">香港</SPAN></B>既電器鋪都無</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">電視框</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"<BR>Sales</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">：你試下去深水埗搵吓啦</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我個朋友：我要見你哋經理</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">佢最後都買到個電視機，個經理仲比咗</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">10</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">巴先</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">電視框</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">佢</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我先頭唸爆頭都唔明，佢明明之前話買</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">42</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">吋平面大電視架</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">做乜無啦啦變咗買</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">電視框</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"?<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">買個電視又關個</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">電視框</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">幾多錢咩事呢</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">而家我終於明白</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">原來</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">電視框</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">" ....................... </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">就係英文</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> "Discount"<BR><BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我個朋友買完電視機後，要去買手提電話，</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">佢就求其搵一間入去買</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我個朋友</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> : </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">呢個管睇到</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">雷電</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">嗎</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?<BR>Sales : </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">唉</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">......</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">唔好意思，無手提電話會有呢個功能，</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">但係呢款手機可以上天文台網站睇雷電警告，放心，<B><SPAN style="BACKGROUND: #ffff66">香港</SPAN></B>好安全架</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">…]<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我個朋友</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> : [</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">呢個</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">管</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">即係無</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">雷電</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">功能啦</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> ?!]<BR>Sales:[</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">係，無</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">~]<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我個朋友</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">: [</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我部手機可唔可以</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">出煙</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">呀</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?]<BR>Sales:[</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">出煙</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">??? </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">壞咗呀</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">??? </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我哋都識整手機</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!!]<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">一輪雞同鴨講後，佢哋終於溝通到</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">原來</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">雷電</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">就係</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">來電顯示</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"<BR>"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">出煙</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">就係英文</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"Trade In"<BR><BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我個朋友買完手電後，就去搵地方坐吓，等我出去</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">Join</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">佢</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我到咗佢附近，打比佢，佢話佢係</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">牡丹樓</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">食緊嘢，</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">咁我四圍搵</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">牡丹樓</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">啦，搵咗</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">10mins</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">都搵唔到，</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">打比個朋友再問佢係邊，佢再話係</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">牡丹樓</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">，我好肯定佢係話</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">牡丹樓</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"!<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我心諗</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">:"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">牡丹樓</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">，邊</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">X</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">道</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">牡丹樓</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">呀</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?@@<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我再問佢</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">你附近有</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">D</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">乜嘢舖頭</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">佢話</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我見到對面</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">侏儒村</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"!,<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我開始起火</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">心諗邊</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">X</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">道</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">侏儒村</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">呀</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">係咪玩</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">X</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我呀</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我再問佢</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">除咗</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">侏儒村</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">",</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">你仲見到</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">D</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">乜呀</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">佢話</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">:"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">侏儒村</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">左邊係</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">路邊狗屎</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">",:"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">侏儒村</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">右邊個間我禽日去過</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">係一間食</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">老鼠</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">既</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,<BR>"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">老鼠</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">拼盤幾好食</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">有</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">老鼠</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">腳、有</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">老鼠</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">蛋、</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">老鼠</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">耳</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">但係冇</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">老鼠</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">腸</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">D</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">火燒到上頭殼頂</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><B><SPAN style="BACKGROUND: #ffff66; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">香港</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">幾時有</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">狗屎</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">同</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">老鼠</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">食呢</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">????!!!!!<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">再問佢</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">咁你而家食緊乜嘢</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">佢話</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">漢堡</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我知道喇</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,X,<BR>"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">牡丹樓</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">就係</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">麥當勞</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我即刻走去</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">麥當勞</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">",</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">再睇吓乜嘢係</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">侏儒村</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"?<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">果一刻笑到我</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">@@<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">你哋估吓</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">侏儒村</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">係乜</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">原來</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">侏儒村</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">就係</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"G2000"<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">左邊係</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">爐邊餃子</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">(</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">路邊狗屎</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">)",</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">右邊係一間食潮州</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">滷水</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">(</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">老鼠</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">)"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">既</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我終於都</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">join</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">到個</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">friend<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">行咗禁耐</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">有</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">D</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">肚餓</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">就去買少少嘢食</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">一個有</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">D</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">鄉音嘅收銀員問</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">請問要</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">D</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">乜？</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">一個豬柳漢堡</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">一杯可樂吖唔該</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">收銀員</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">豬柳漢堡要蛋</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我唔要蛋</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">…</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我淨係要豬柳漢堡咋</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">收銀員</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">唔係哩</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">~</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">豬柳漢堡要蛋</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!!!!!<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我我開始無氣</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!)</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">好</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我要豬柳蛋漢堡</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">收銀員</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode 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face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">真係忍唔到笑</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">.........</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">佢叫做</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">吳曉郁</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">收尾經理解釋</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">係要</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">等</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"10</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">分鐘</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我臨走時都有同吳小姐</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> SAY SORRY<BR><BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我同我朋友講</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">同你出街真係</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">疲</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我個朋友</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">最多我同你去雀仔按摩吖</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我心諗</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">乜大陸</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">D</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">女而家咁</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">OPEN,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">同我</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">雀仔</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">按摩</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">? </FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">爽</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我同我朋友講</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">去去去去</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">快</SPAN><BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">去到間浴足店</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">心知賴嘢</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">原來</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">雀仔</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">按摩唔通就係腳底按摩</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">正想發皮四</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">佢就問</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">你有無玩過</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">攤直射</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我心諗</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">射喎</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">無第二個解釋啦</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我哋係雙<B><SPAN style="BACKGROUND: #a0ffff">人</SPAN></B>房</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">嘻嘻</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">原來真係有得</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">雀仔</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">按摩</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">仲要係</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">攤直</SPAN><FONT 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face="Times New Roman">)</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">囉</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">唉</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">都係算啦</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">送佢返去啦</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">送佢返去途中</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">諗吓諗吓</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">原來言語不通真係幾麻煩</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!<BR></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">怱然間</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">我記起我個朋友住係邊</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Unicode MS'">正想同佢講</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN 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