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<P> 睇咗 <FONT color=black>HKCantonese 嘅笑話,剛好收倒個email,內容亦係笑話,同大家分享吓,順作回報:</FONT></P><P> </P>
<P> <SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU"><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: rgb(255,102,0); FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU"><STRONG>日光浴</STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU"><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: rgb(255,102,0); FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU"><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"><FONT size=3>某女郎某日獨自上到飯店頂上，進行日光浴。因為沒有其他人，她便全身赤裸。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"><FONT size=3>忽然她聽到有人上來，便改成俯臥，並拉了條浴巾蓋在背上。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"><FONT size=3>來人是飯店經理，他請她換個地方進行日光浴。她很不耐煩地問為什麼。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">「</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><SPAN> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">因為你正躺在餐廳的天窗上。」</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></SPAN></P>
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<P><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU"><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: rgb(255,102,0); FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"> </P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> <FONT color=darkorange>ATR</FONT></SPAN><FONT color=darkorange><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> (</SPAN><B><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">坐飛機都要知道的</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">)</SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">有一位男士坐在一台最先進的豪華噴射客機上。突然肚子劇痛，想要拉肚子，但所有的男士專用廁所都客滿。</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">他實在憋不住了，於是跟空中小姐拜託，讓他用一下女生廁所。</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">空中小姐有點為難，但還是答應讓他去上，還很擔心一再交待他不要碰任何東西，拉完肚子就趕快出來。</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">於是他一陣慌亂進去女廁。</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0pt"><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"><FONT size=3>當他拉完後，神智一陣輕鬆</FONT></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> ..... <BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">突然發現馬桶旁有三個按鈕，分別寫著</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">HW</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">、</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">HA</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">、</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">ATR</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">. <BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">他很好奇，想想這麼先進的廁所一定有什麼特別之處，但又想起空中小姐的叮嚀……</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">不過，還是很好奇，於是他按了第一個寫著</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">HW</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">鈕</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">...... </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">咦！竟然從後面噴出清潔屁屁的熱水。</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">好棒！原來是</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">HotWater</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">之意。</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">他心想，真高級</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">!!</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">連忙看第二</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">2</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">個鈕，寫著</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">HA</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">應該就是</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Hot Air</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">囉！</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">果然按下鈕後，送來徐徐熱風。</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">真有意思！！那第</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">3</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">個寫著</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">ATR</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">到底是什麼意思？</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"><FONT size=3>於是他按下第三鈕</FONT></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">...... <BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">突然一陣劇痛傳來！！！！！</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"><FONT size=3>男子連慘叫的時間都沒有，就眼前一片黑暗，暈了過去</FONT></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">....... <BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">當他醒來時已在醫院，護士小姐面色凝重的看著他說：</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">先生，你醒了！！這是你的</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">xx</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">，我把它放在你的枕頭旁，希望你節哀。</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">哇哇！我的</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">xx</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">！！</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">.....</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">！！怎會這樣？」</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">他大叫：「我不是在上廁所嗎？怎麼會這樣？」。</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">先生，空姐說你誤觸了</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">ATR</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">鈕，那是</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">...... <BR>Automatic Tampon Remover</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">！！！</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> =</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">（衛生棉條自動拔除器）！</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">整組都拆下來了？！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; COLOR: rgb(68,68,68); FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"></SPAN> </P></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></SPAN> 系唔系真系有啲咁嘅嘢0架?<br> <P>原帖由 <I>Keijack</I> 於 2008-8-6 13:41 發表 <A href="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=98012&ptid=11555" target=_blank><IMG onclick=zoom(this) alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/common/back.gif" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')" border=0></A> 系唔系真系有啲咁嘅嘢0架? </P>
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<P>根據韓國習慣，前邊兩項就真係有嘅，不過ATR呢樣嘢呢就唔知啦~~~~</P> <P>原帖由 <I>我阿媽個女</I> 於 2008-8-6 13:51 發表 <A href="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=98016&ptid=11555" target=_blank><IMG onclick=zoom(this) alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/common/back.gif" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')" border=0></A> 根據韓國習慣，前邊兩項就真係有嘅，不過ATR呢樣嘢呢就唔知啦~~~~ </P>
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<P>好似係日本</P> <P>原帖由 <I>雨夜街燈</I> 於 2008-8-6 15:16 發表 <A href="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=98040&ptid=11555" target=_blank><IMG onclick=zoom(this) alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/common/back.gif" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')" border=0></A> 好似係日本 </P>
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<P>唔係喔，好似係韓國喔~~~~~</P>
<P>你唔使話去到韓國日本（當然真係韓國先有，我最近都去過曬~~~），喺廣州，你去搵D正宗嘅韓國餐廳同日本餐廳，凈係得韓國餐廳先有呢D嘢~~~例如建設六馬路嘅「濟州島」韓國餐廳，你去廁所感受下啦~~~不過放心，係冇「ATR」呢嘅制嘅~~~~~<IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/titter.gif" border=0 smilieid="9"> </P> 我都係仲意幫襯番中国人多D,<img smilieid="12" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/lol.gif" border="0"><br>
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