校园大家乐(高中版)

kun6769 發表於 2008-6-27 16:28:53

早前tonybean兄创作的《校园大家乐》，嫖赌饮荡吹，哈哈，系大学版的。
系早一两年，我系网上下载左一个高中版本的《校园大家乐》歌词，写得也颇为有趣。作者在紧张的备考日子里依旧乐观豁达，好欣赏呢份娱乐精神。
现在贴出原文，希望有friend配乐演唱。<IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/biggrin.gif" border=0 smilieid="3"> <IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/biggrin.gif" border=0 smilieid="3"> <IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.cantonese.asia/images/smilies/default/biggrin.gif" border=0 smilieid="3">

kun6769 發表於 2008-6-27 16:33:20

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高三生涯 原曲：许冠杰《鬼马大家乐》词：☆浪子心声￥（焯）QQ：453925743 曲：黄沾/温拿乐队 <o:p></o:p>
(一）天天要翻修（自修，学习） 天天都要翻修 我已觉辛苦透 踩车飞身上七楼 早午晚就梗无收 岩岩先想去摊透 无发觉钟已够 一周惨过一周 瘦既我终归更瘦 书钱依加最多收 一次就像把血抽 高考不应怕出丑 向理想之中奋斗 成日挂住高考搏 一早咪书到放学 那会试过半点吞POP 要发愤去报效我的祖国<o:p></o:p>
（二）开创前途 我要为我开创前途 不怕艰辛险奥 期望有你指我路 疲乏我不却步 争取要考得更好 我要为我开创前途 不可心急焦躁 前路布满霜露 还是冷雨风暴 不应带着烦（啊）恼 我要去休息翻下 不可做「国宝」 我更要去冲霄展翅 要去更高飞得更高 我要为我开创前途 不可不听忠告 明白无了骄傲 才定会有所进步 今天我系能做到 <o:p></o:p>
(三）辛苦夹硬啃 辛苦夹硬啃 望见D书都见晕 人人为咗挪高分 做到抽筋兼发瘟 辛苦夹硬啃 恨我天生鬼甘笨 为求赚多个几分 笨鸟先飞点够训 偏不肯接受命运 不识的就去问 就用毅力与干劲誓要争取挪满分 辛苦夹硬啃 做野应该醒过人 难题唔识多D琳 莫要DUP鸡恰眼训 难题唔识多D琳 莫要DUP鸡恰眼训<o:p></o:p>
（四）校园歪风歌 一听个放学铃敲 D人迫切着离校 咩起书包 猛落楼啊死跑 欢欣挂在我容貌 啦啦… 听朝即将要月考 D友衰得最胡闹 一味出猫 搏晒命甘死抄 诸君你地听人闹 啦啦… 要训教就咪离学校 日日璞台甘点高考 快快脆整餐好海鲜 好过熬良言吾（我）尽教（看注解）衰仔沟女打群交 抽烟终归踢离校 认真思考 要是你真不考 早D翻归咪回校 啦啦… <o:p></o:p>
<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">注解：首先介绍一个叫球哥的人比你哋认识，佢系我哋生物老师，讲嘢非常幽默的。某天，球哥过来上课，见到多人趴台，冇厘神气，于是用右手中指边敲教坛边说:「<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">你看你哋似乜样，似咩高考生，如果无乜搞头，就无谓嘥心机捱眼训啦，干脆去海鲜市场看下边D<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">海鲜未吃过，去买翻10<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">来斤吃，好过响度，一系去吓旅游好过啦！众人大笑！ <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">故此我就引用球哥的笑话。想详细了解球哥的笑话的朋友去我QQ<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">空间看 <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">。谢谢！

kun6769 發表於 2008-6-27 16:34:51

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